ashlee

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:45:25 GMT

hi?

HAWAII ANN KANG TOURNY!

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:29:17 GMT

FIRST PLACE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 minutes and counting

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 22:13:10 GMT

goodbye summer. it was fun while it lasted.

Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:36:29 GMT

i just got back from atlanta...it was...alright

but before i went to atlanta i started a band with my friend shelby.
we are really really bad...but in a goood way.

http://www.myspace.com/bearnakedladies
so we are the Bear Naked Ladies... our EP is out.
and we have a bandspace.
yeah

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:44:56 GMT

tomorrow i leave for junior olympics

and today I SPRAINED MY ANKLE

grrrrrreat.

EDIT;;

james made it feel better

oh james you're so funny

Chuck Norris

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:12:35 GMT

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:33:16 GMT

my brother has been REALLY funny lately.
the other day i found him asleep under our dining room table in his boxers.
and today he asked me if he looked gay in this shirt:

apparently my grandma has been saving that shirt for ten years to give to him.

ilovemylife

Comment and...
1. I'll respond with something random about you
2. I'll challenge you to try something
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you

i got my braces off.

Mon, 15 May 2006 22:28:34 GMT

Tue, 09 May 2006 04:10:41 GMT

conversation between Joey and Ashlee:

END.

it needs a name.

Sat, 29 Apr 2006 04:46:40 GMT

i have had "ignition (remix)" by R.Kelly stuck in my head alllll day.
it has really made my day 30% better than if it wasnt stuck in my head...
but its only cause R.Kelly peed on some girl.

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got ev'ry man in here wishin'
Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)
I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)
It's the freakin' weekend
Baby I'm about to have me some fun (fun)

Bounce
C'mon

Now it's like "Murda She Wrote"
Once I get cha out them clothes
Privacy is on the do'
But still they can hear ya screamin' mo'
Girl I'm feelin' whatchu feelin'
No more hopin' and wishin'
I'm about to take my key 'n'
Stick it in da ignition

Crystal poppin'
In the stretch Navigata
We got food everywhere
As if the party was catered
We've got
Fellas to my left (left)
Hunnies on my right (right)
We bring 'em both togetha
We got drinkin' all night
Then afta the show
It's the afta party
And afta the party
It's the hotel lobby
Yeah, around about four
You gotta clear the lobby
Then take it to ya room and
Freak somebody

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:36:38 GMT

courtney and i like to dance

shelby gave me really cool thumb war things

i like fish

courtney likes polution

...and peeing on walls

we saw stomp..and then we made sweet ass music

the mall was pretty sweet

and at the mall we took pics in victorias secret...but those are R rated

i kinda miss baltimore...

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:32:30 GMT

jet lag is sexy

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 00:11:57 GMT

AHHHHH!

this weekend my team had a 3 day tournament. and it was gay because i couldnt play and almost every college had recruiters there. but i did get to talk to the coach for stanford. and he said he had me on his list of people to watch and was wondering why i wasnt playing. so that made me feel better. i cant wait till i get better. but until i get better i get to watch these fools play some HXC vball

this one is blue steel

we kinda look stoned.

courtney is her slave name...call her KAWNY

greatest people EVER!

white girl ass vs. black girl ass

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:47:26 GMT

this weekend has been good so far.
i bought this album:

(the college dropout by Kanye West)
and i will be attempting to learn chichewa for the second time

word of the day = leprosy - khate
(pretty much my favorite word i have learned thus far.)

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:51:14 GMT

i just got home from my surgery.
im a little out of it right now.
my knee is really swollen:

i cant take the bandage off

ouch.

Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:11:18 GMT

shelby likes to do rain dances.

moon....or sun?

shelby is sad...cause she's black

upside down

6 & 7.......

1 is a bitch

bubble gun

<3
:]

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 17:15:20 GMT

im going book shopping tomorrow...

name the best books you have read.

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 05:17:32 GMT

this weekend i will be making akbar shirts.
if you want one it will be about 10 bucks
just tell me the size and colors desired.

p.s. they will look like this :

and it can say IT'S A TRAP! on it if you want.

the reason why cell phones suck ass

Sat, 04 Mar 2006 05:52:38 GMT

cell phones can kiss my ass
they get your hopes up
then they break your soul
and they leave you to rot
all by yourself in a cold dark
hole in the ground where
aliens will play with your brain
and make funny finger paintings
the shove you down the garbage
disposal where you are surrounded
by little bits and pieces of squirrel
and you have to eat your own butt
just to survive another day and
keep all the little furry animals
happy to know youre alive somehow
somewhere in the middle of the earth
keeping it real just because of a
stupid cell phone.

GAHHHSFDGKJJHADFIVBHS

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 06:01:58 GMT

i "love" mondays because i leave my house at 5 and get back at 10

or better yet tuesdays! i leave my house at 3 and get home at 10!

YAY VOLLEYBALL

:[

IT'S A TRAP! shirt

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 19:34:19 GMT

im home sick today and decided to work on the "IT'S A TRAP!" shitrs i am making.
here is how the stencil will look like on a shirt. pretty kick ass if you ask me.

i still dont know what color shirt i am going to put it on, and what color i will paint it.

oh happy? day?

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:31:28 GMT

today started off good.
but then totally CRASHED TO THE GROUND.
i have mt beloved freiends of the south bay
and my vball friends in the LBC.
today one of my best friends (Meagan) told
our team she is quiting volleyball because it
is too time consuming. AND IT IS.
this is the most i have ever cried in my life.
i cried so much that i ran out of tears and was just
dry crying. my eyes hurt, my heart hurts,
i cant think of how to describe my sarrow.

:[

haircut

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 00:08:11 GMT

it was time for a change.

i think im going to die before im 30

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:49:01 GMT

7 hours in the hospital

i am druged

and will remain druged for the next 3 days

vomit + fever + drowsy + headache = almost concussion

(in the past year i have had: 8 X-rays, 1 MRI, and 1 catscan.....im a clutz)

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 22:38:27 GMT

staying home from school sucks.

strep throat sucks.

this week sucks.