hi?

FIRST PLACE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goodbye summer. it was fun while it lasted.

i just got back from atlanta...it was...alright

but before i went to atlanta i started a band with my friend shelby.
we are really really bad...but in a goood way.

http://www.myspace.com/bearnakedladies
so we are the Bear Naked Ladies... our EP is out.
and we have a bandspace.
yeah

tomorrow i leave for junior olympics

and today I SPRAINED MY ANKLE



grrrrrreat.

EDIT;;

james made it feel better



oh james you're so funny

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

my brother has been REALLY funny lately.
the other day i found him asleep under our dining room table in his boxers.
and today he asked me if he looked gay in this shirt:

apparently my grandma has been saving that shirt for ten years to give to him.

ilovemylife

Comment and...
1. I'll respond with something random about you
2. I'll challenge you to try something
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you

conversation between Joey and Ashlee:

END.
( two headed monster )

i have had "ignition (remix)" by R.Kelly stuck in my head alllll day.
it has really made my day 30% better than if it wasnt stuck in my head...
but its only cause R.Kelly peed on some girl.

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got ev'ry man in here wishin'
Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)
I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)
It's the freakin' weekend
Baby I'm about to have me some fun (fun)

Bounce
C'mon


Now it's like "Murda She Wrote"
Once I get cha out them clothes
Privacy is on the do'
But still they can hear ya screamin' mo'
Girl I'm feelin' whatchu feelin'
No more hopin' and wishin'
I'm about to take my key 'n'
Stick it in da ignition

Crystal poppin'
In the stretch Navigata
We got food everywhere
As if the party was catered
We've got
Fellas to my left (left)
Hunnies on my right (right)
We bring 'em both togetha
We got drinkin' all night
Then afta the show
It's the afta party
And afta the party
It's the hotel lobby
Yeah, around about four
You gotta clear the lobby
Then take it to ya room and
Freak somebody

jet lag is sexy

AHHHHH!
( vball and shit )

this weekend has been good so far.
i bought this album:

(the college dropout by Kanye West)
and i will be attempting to learn chichewa for the second time

word of the day = leprosy - khate
(pretty much my favorite word i have learned thus far.)

i just got home from my surgery.
im a little out of it right now.
my knee is really swollen:

i cant take the bandage off

ouch.

im going book shopping tomorrow...

name the best books you have read.

this weekend i will be making akbar shirts.
if you want one it will be about 10 bucks
just tell me the size and colors desired.

p.s. they will look like this :



and it can say IT'S A TRAP! on it if you want.

cell phones can kiss my ass
they get your hopes up
then they break your soul
and they leave you to rot
all by yourself in a cold dark
hole in the ground where
aliens will play with your brain
and make funny finger paintings
the shove you down the garbage
disposal where you are surrounded
by little bits and pieces of squirrel
and you have to eat your own butt
just to survive another day and
keep all the little furry animals
happy to know youre alive somehow
somewhere in the middle of the earth
keeping it real just because of a
stupid cell phone.

i "love" mondays because i leave my house at 5 and get back at 10

or better yet tuesdays! i leave my house at 3 and get home at 10!

YAY VOLLEYBALL

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